Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Everything about him screamed your future.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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