How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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