Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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