another moral hangover. fuck.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
