I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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