hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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