This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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