I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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