So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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