Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
These tits shall not be calmed
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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