turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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