so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Randomize
