now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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