The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Randomize
