But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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