that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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