you win again, gameday.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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