PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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