Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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