That's intense
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
