We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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