clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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