What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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