Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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