normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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