Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
