so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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