All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm just crazy horny about you
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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