Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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