I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm like, not good at living.
You ate ashes out of my bong
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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