Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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