Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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