I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
how does that bad decision feel?
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