Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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