I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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