Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have fence marks all over my body
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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