So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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