Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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