my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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