He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Holy shit dude........stairs
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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