After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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