Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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