I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You need Xanax blowdarts
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Will exercising make me less horny?
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