Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We got so high we made milksteak
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
There are leaves in my underwear?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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