I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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