Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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