Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You are a booty call, not a friend.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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