Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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