But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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