My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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