What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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