He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
